Dear Mrs. Bosswoman,

I’m sorry but I will not be able to make it into work tomorrow.

I just bought a house. I’ve got other things to do. #excuses #workexcuses #homeowner

Dear Mrs. Bosswoman,

I’m sorry but I will not be able to make it into work tomorrow.

I just bought a house. I’ve got other things to do. #excuses #workexcuses #homeowner

Dear Mrs. Woman,

I will not be able to make it into work tomorrow.

I was just rear ended. #nojoke #excuses #workexcuses

Dear Mrs. Bosswoman,

I will not be able to make it into work tomorrow.

Got murdered last night trying to sell my #yugioh cards on #kijiji. Warm regards from the afterlife. PS I’ll be in tomorrow. #excuses #workexcuses

Dear Mrs. Bosswoman,

I apologize but I will not be able to make it into work.

I was too busy trying to remember the names of every brown NHL player #alternativesobrietytests #excuses #workexcuses

Dear Mrs. Bosswoman,

I apologize but I will not be able to make it into work tomorrow.

It was game 3 of the #nbafinals2017 and the #cmtmusicawards were on. My brain too fried from staring at the TV. #excuses #workexcuses

Mrs. Bosswoman,

I apologize but I will not be able to make it into work tomorrow.

I was too busy pretending to be the next #zuckerberg #techto #excuses #workexcuses

Dear Mrs. Bosswoman,

I apologize but I will not be able to make it into work today.

My cat just wasn’t having it #hugyourcatday #workexcuses #excuses