Got murdered last night trying to sell my #yugioh cards on #kijiji. Warm regards from the afterlife. PS I’ll be in the day after. #excuses #workexcuses

Dear Mrs. Bosswoman,

 

I will not be able to make it into work tomorrow.

 

Got murdered last night trying to sell my #yugioh cards on #kijiji. Warm regards from the afterlife. PS I’ll be in tomorrow. #excuses #workexcuses

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Excuse #15: I was trying to remember the names of every brown NHL player #AlternativeSobrietyTests #Excuses #WorkExcuses

Dear Mrs. Bosswoman,

I apologize but I will not be able to make it into work.

I was too busy trying to remember the names of every brown NHL player #alternativesobrietytests #excuses #workexcuses